Andy Kessler writes a column for The Wall Street Journal. He calls it, "Inside View." On Monday, May 18, 2026, Kessler and The Journal took aim at "socialism," the favorite bugaboo of all self-respecting "capitalists." Kessler and The Journal titled his column, "Our Champagne Socialists." Give that link a click if you'd like to read the entirety of what Kessler has to say.
Kessler (and The Journal, I am sure) are particularly distressed at the idea that "America's youth" are becoming "infatuated" with socialism. According to Kessler, almost two-thirds of those under thirty years of age have a "favorable view of socialism." Horrors! Here's Kessler's prescription:
We need to educate our youth with a full-throated defense of capitalism and free markets because for too many, the most intelligent thing they say coming out of college is, “It’s like, whatever.”
Having actully taught college classes, relatively recently, I know that Kessler is just indulging himself in his personal brand of self-imposed ignorance in saying what I have just quoted. In my personal experience, recent college graduates are far more informed (and articulate) than Kessler suggests.
Here is a statement of Kessler's understanding of how "capitalism" and "socialism" pair off:
Thanks to capitalism, we are living in unprecedented good times. Space launches. Weight-loss wonder pills. Happy-hour-friendly autonomous cars. AI bots that will meet our every imaginable need. A more peaceful Middle East on the horizon. A resurging middle class around the globe. But that’s nothing that a few commies—er, democratic socialists—couldn’t destroy in a generation.
In fact, I think it's probable that those young people whose intellect Kessler is so quick to deprecate, look at "space launches" and see a massive waste of national resources to benefit a couple of big-headed billionaires (Musk and Bezos, in particular). I think young people might well be a little leery of those "weight-loss wonder pills" because there seems to be growing evidence that these extremely expensive drugs provide only a temporary "cure" for weight gains that probably do need to be addressed, but that will only be dealt with effectively, in the long run, by a dietary "regime change," as opposed to hugely-expensive wonder-pills, whose sales are primarily benefitting the pharmaceutical industry giants selling them. [Please note the political reference there, alluding to the hypothetical socialist/communist revolution that Kessler fears is on the horizon. That was intentional].
Autonomous cars? This is one of the signal benefits of "capitalism"? Well, could it be that American youth would like to be in charge of their own transportation, directly? That would certainly be my own (old guy) preference, but we "old guys" are, like, really dedicated to "socialism," since we tend heavily to favor Social Security, which even has an allusion to "socialism" in its very name. Maybe those young people, seeing how their parents may be able to survive only because of this "socialistic" program are concerned that the Congress, run by those who cater to the billionaires, has not seen fit to provide for its long-term continuance. It could be that those "young people" that Kessler denigrates are wising up to the fact that the future of Social Security is, essentially, their future, and that this part of their future, at least, is being directly threatened by that "capitalism" that Kessler believes has delivered us into such "unprecedented good times." I could, of course, go on!
By the way, has global warming, coming upon us already, and threatening human civilization, been factored into the Kessler equation which he claims has delivered us to "unprecedented good times"? And what about peace in the Middle East? Really? It's just around the corner? Are America's youth really so far off base to worry about that topic, given the war so recently initiated, without any consultation with the people of this country at all, and with the current president of the United States, at one point, recently, threatening the total extermination of the civilization of Iran?
And what about that "resurging middle class around the globe" claim? What's Kessler talking about there? In case he hasn't been paying attention to what's happening in the United States, the future of the middle class seems in ever greater jeopardy. Maybe our "American youth" are onto something!
I am not a big fan of "-isms" of any type, ranging from "capitalism," to "socialism," to "nationalism," but I particularly object to those who promote a bunch of lies, tied to the praise, or the deprecation, of any specific "-ism."
Thus, I think Kessler's column, linked above, is best printed out, crumpled up, and then tossed into a recycling bin. Get real, Andy! It's the "capitalists," not the "socialists" that are building what might be called a "champagne civilization" - that's a political and economic order that blesses the affluent, and REALLY blesses the super-rich, and that leaves out the majority of the people struggling to make it through.















