Off I went to see an acupuncturist. I was a little skeptical, but the practice of acupuncture had been around for more than 2,000 years. It must have worked for someone.
“Biceps tendinitis?” asked the nice acupuncturist, when I told her my malady. “I can fix that in two sessions.”
Now, that’s confidence! I had been a little skeptical, but no more. This woman said it with such assurance that it left me no doubt I would be cured once and for all.
“Anything else bothering you?” she asked before beginning the treatment.
“Well, I’ve got some tendinitis in my right knee, but it’s not too bad.”
“No problem. I’ll take care of that. Anything else? You get one more.”
I couldn’t think of a third ailment, so I made one up. She said she could help. Then the treatment began.
“I’m going to put some needles in your ankles, which will help sedate you.”
I felt a sharp prick when she inserted the needle, but I didn’t feel the sedation. But she immediately began inserting needles everywhere, sedation or not. It didn’t really hurt much, so maybe the sedation was indeed working. Within minutes, I had needles in my knee, my wrist, my shoulder and for some reason, my head.
Then she left, leaving me in the room for 45 minutes to let the needles do their work. When she returned, she quickly removed the needles and asked how I felt.
I now had no needles in me, so the answer was obvious. “Better,” I said.
“Great!” she chirped. “It usually takes up to 24 hours before you feel improvement. You’re ahead of the game.”
As noted, acupuncture works for many ailments and many people, but not in this case. I tried two more sessions and showed no improvement. I then saw a physical therapist, who suggested (surprise!) rest.